The other day I mentioned that Clinton Anderson and I used to be romantically involved.
You heard me right, that famous horse-training Aussie really had the hots for me. I mean, it was pretty obvious when we took this picture, right?
So much warmth and love.
I told him we’d have to keep it a secret, so I sat in the stands during this tour stop instead of waiting for him backstage. I didn’t want to appear to be a favorite. Good girlfriends understand the complications of dating a famous man.
There was really only one thing standing in our way.
Or over to the side, I should say. My husband. Poor thing. Like a deer in headlights. He looks so lonely over there on the other side of the picture.
I mean, obviously Clinton just wanted to take the picture with me. Hello?! Arm around my shoulder?!
Oh well, that was many moons ago. I’m much older and wiser now to date a famous man on the side. Here’s to you, Clinton! I enjoyed our 30 seconds together. 😉